gals be like “I can handle my self”
Isn’t music great?
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why the fuck would you do this to me holy shit
OH GOD.
NOPE. FUCKING NOPE. NO. NOPE. NU-UH. DONE.
SO NOT OKAY HOLY SHET
(Source: ben-hiddles, via fallenfromatree)
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
This is the greatest thing of all time
Awesome.
(Source: lickypickystickyme, via fallenfromatree)
Can you pay my
Can you pay my
Do you pay my
If you did then maybe we could
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i will post this three or four times a day until i die.
Beyonce is likes the bible yo.
(Source: thesejulez)
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
I love this story even tho its not true.
(Source: lvmrsmn, via the-rejected)
U've been warned...